- teen wolf: come to me
- me: no stop i have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever
- teen wolf: you cannot avoid me forever i am constantly on your dash and inside your soul
- me: no please i really don't want to watch you werewolves are dumb and there is literally no reason for me to watch a high school drama when i'm 2 years into college
- teen wolf: look inside yourself you know you want to know
- me: i just want to know what the big deal is i don't--
- teen wolf: netflix is only one click away
- me: no please i really really really don't want to watch--
- teen wolf: open a new tab
- me: no stop--
- teen wolf: and expand your mind
- me: i--
